Posted On July 5th, 2016 By Funny Jokes
Two church members were going door-to-door through the neighborhood and they finally arrived at Mrs. Smith’s house.
She was not pleased to see them. She snubbed them with an attitude that made it clear she had no time to waste on them or their religious messages.
So she banged the door in their faces. However, to her astonishment, the door sprung back open. She caught it, slammed it again, but the same thing happened!
Swayed that the man must be sticking his foot in the entranceway, she reared back the door to slam it hard enough to teach him a lesson, when he cried,
“Ma’am, before you do that again, you really should move your cat!”