{"id":26,"date":"2015-07-05T05:03:25","date_gmt":"2015-07-05T05:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/?p=26"},"modified":"2015-07-05T05:03:25","modified_gmt":"2015-07-05T05:03:25","slug":"funny-tongue-twisters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/funny-tongue-twisters\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Tongue Twisters"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Don&#8217;t trouble trouble, until trouble troubles you! If you trouble trouble, triple trouble troubles you!<\/li>\n<li>A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.<\/li>\n<li>A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.<\/li>\n<li>Double bubble gum, bubbles double.<\/li>\n<li>How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.<\/li>\n<li>How many mounds would a groundhog pound if a groundhog pounds hog mounds.<\/li>\n<li>If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?<\/li>\n<li>Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks.<\/li>\n<li>Swan swam over the pond, Swim swan swim! Swan swam back again &#8211; Well swum swan!<\/li>\n<li>I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!<\/li>\n<li>Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled pepper? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, Where&#8217;s the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?<\/li>\n<li>She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.<\/li>\n<li>A good cook could cook good!<\/li>\n<li>The big black bug bit the big black bear, but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!<\/li>\n<li>I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish. but, if you wish the wish the witch wishes i won&#8217;t wish the wish you wish to wish.<\/li>\n<li>If you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won&#8217;t wish the wish you wish to wish.<\/li>\n<li>How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?<\/li>\n<li>A maid named Lady Marmalade made mainly lard and lemonade. M&#8217;lady lamely never made a well-named, labelled marmalade!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t trouble trouble, until trouble troubles you! If you trouble trouble, triple trouble troubles you! A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back. A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies. Double bubble gum, bubbles double. How much pot, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[25],"tags":[4,5,24,26],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}