The Satan himself appeared before a small town congregation. As soon as the people therein saw the Satan, everyone started screaming and made a run for the front church door, trampling each other in an effort to get away.
\nThe Satan stood there and watched them run. Soon everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat as calmly as one can.
\nSatan amused by this old man, walked up to him and asked, “Don’t you know who I am?”
\nThe man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
\nSatan asked, “Aren’t you going to run?”
\n“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
\nSatan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”
\nThe man replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years. Nothing scares me now”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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