{"id":33,"date":"2016-07-05T15:10:54","date_gmt":"2016-07-05T15:10:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/?p=33"},"modified":"2016-07-05T15:10:54","modified_gmt":"2016-07-05T15:10:54","slug":"assisting-the-elderly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/assisting-the-elderly\/","title":{"rendered":"Assisting The Elderly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bloke writing at the post office desk was approached by an elder fellow with a postcard in his hand.<\/p>\n<p>The old gentleman politely said, &#8220;Sir, I&#8217;m sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My arthritis is acting up today and I can&#8217;t even hold a pen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Certainly sir,&#8221; said the younger bloke, &#8220;I&#8217;d be glad to.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a little message and sign the postcard for the man.<\/p>\n<p>To conclude, the younger man asked, &#8220;Now, is there anything else I can do for you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The old fellow thought about it for a moment and said, \u201cYes, at the end could you just add,<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;P.S.: Please excuse the sloppy hand-writing.&#8217;\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bloke writing at the post office desk was approached by an elder fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old gentleman politely said, &#8220;Sir, I&#8217;m sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My arthritis is acting up today and I can&#8217;t even hold a pen.&#8221; &#8220;Certainly sir,&#8221; said [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[4,5,24,15],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}