{"id":7,"date":"2008-05-25T05:01:13","date_gmt":"2008-05-25T05:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/jokes\/?p=7"},"modified":"2009-11-11T08:41:52","modified_gmt":"2009-11-11T08:41:52","slug":"first-day-at-cab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/first-day-at-cab\/","title":{"rendered":"First Day At Cab"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span lang=\"en-us\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver  \t\t\ton the shoulder to ask him a question.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a  \t\t\tpanic and almost wrecked the cab. Finally the driver got control and  \t\t\tpulled to side of road.<\/p>\n<p>Still shaking, he turned to his rider and apologized. He said,  \t\t\t&#8220;Sorry about that. This is my first day as a cab driver. For the  \t\t\tpast 20 years I have driven a hearse&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab. Finally the driver got control and pulled to side of road. Still shaking, he turned to his rider [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[4,5,17],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}