{"id":75,"date":"2023-02-15T05:33:20","date_gmt":"2023-02-15T05:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/?p=75"},"modified":"2023-02-15T05:57:46","modified_gmt":"2023-02-15T05:57:46","slug":"polly-the-parrot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.allydirectory.com\/FunnyJokes\/polly-the-parrot\/","title":{"rendered":"Mischievous Polly The Parrot Strolls In To The Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A man walks into a bar with Polly the parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at the man and says, “What’s with the parrot? You can’t bring pets in here!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man replies, “Oh, he’s not just any parrot. He can talk and he’s actually really smart. He knows lots of jokes and can even hold a conversation with you!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The bartender, intrigued, says, “Okay, I’ll bite. Let’s see what this parrot can do.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man sets the parrot on the bar and says, “Alright, Polly the parrot, show the nice bartender what you can do.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The parrot looks at the bartender and says, “Hey, buddy, do you want to hear a blonde joke?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The bartender rolls his eyes and says, “I don’t think that’s appropriate.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But the parrot persists, “Come on, I promise it’s a good one! Okay, here it goes: Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The bartender, not wanting to encourage any offensive humor, replies, “I don’t know. Why?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The parrot responds, “Because she heard the drinks were on the house!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The bartender groans, but the man and the parrot burst into laughter. The bartender, feeling a bit frustrated with the parrot’s antics, says, “You know what? I think it’s time for you and your Polly, the parrot to leave.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As the man takes the parrot off the bar and begins to walk out, the parrot looks back at the bartender and says, “You’re just jealous because you can’t tell a good joke!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man can hardly contain his laughter as he and the parrot walk out of the bar, leaving the bartender stunned and speechless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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