Devil In The Church
Posted On July 5th, 2015 By Funny Jokes
The Satan himself appeared before a small town congregation. As soon as the people therein saw the Satan, everyone started screaming and made a run for the front church door, trampling each other in an effort to get away.
The Satan stood there and watched them run. Soon everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat as calmly as one can.
Satan amused by this old man, walked up to him and asked, “Don’t you know who I am?”
The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
Satan asked, “Aren’t you going to run?”
“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years. Nothing scares me now”.
