Pranks And Peanuts
Posted On February 14th, 2023 By Funny Jokes
One day, a man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts jumping around the bar. The bartender asks the man what’s up with the monkey and the man explains that his pet monkey loves to play pranks.
The bartender thinks it’s amusing and decides to play along. He pulls out a jar of peanuts and tells the monkey that he can have as many peanuts as he wants if he can tell him the capital of the United States.
The monkey looks puzzled for a moment and then suddenly jumps on the bartender, rips off his shirt, and starts giving him a noogie while screeching “I don’t know! I don’t know!”
The bartender manages to push the monkey off of him and orders the man to take his monkey out of the bar. The man apologizes and leaves.
A few weeks later, the man walks back into the bar with his pet gorilla. The bartender, still a little sore from the previous encounter, asks the man what’s up with the gorilla. The man explains that the gorilla loves to play pranks too and promises to keep him under control.
The bartender decides to give it another shot and asks the gorilla to name the capital of the United States in exchange for a jar of peanuts. The gorilla looks thoughtful for a moment and then suddenly jumps on the bartender, rips off his shirt, and starts giving him a noogie while screeching “I don’t know! I don’t know!”
The bartender manages to push the gorilla off of him and orders the man to take his gorilla out of the bar. The man apologizes and leaves.
A few weeks later, the man walks back into the bar with his pet elephant. The bartender is absolutely livid and demands that the man take his elephant out of the bar. The man begs for one more chance, promising that the elephant is very well-behaved and won’t cause any trouble.
The bartender reluctantly agrees and tells the man that if the elephant can name the capital of the United States, he can have as many peanuts as he wants for the rest of his life.
The elephant looks thoughtful for a moment and then suddenly grabs the bartender with his trunk, lifts him up in the air, and slams him against the ceiling. The bartender falls to the ground, dazed and confused.
The elephant then uses his trunk to rip off the bartender’s pants, exposing his underwear. He looks at the bartender’s underwear for a moment and then says, “You know what? On second thought, I don’t think I want those peanuts after all.”