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Church Men Got A Message For You

Posted On July 5th, 2016 By Funny Jokes

Two church members were going door-to-door through the neighborhood and they finally arrived at Mrs. Smith’s house.

She was not pleased to see them. She snubbed them with an attitude that made it clear she had no time to waste on them or their religious messages.

So she banged the door in their faces. However, to her astonishment, the door sprung back open. She caught it, slammed it again, but the same thing happened!

Swayed that the man must be sticking his foot in the entranceway, she reared back the door to slam it hard enough to teach him a lesson, when he cried,

“Ma’am, before you do that again, you really should move your cat!”

Devil In The Church

Posted On July 5th, 2015 By Funny Jokes

The Satan himself appeared before a small town congregation. As soon as the people therein saw the Satan, everyone started screaming and made a run for the front church door, trampling each other in an effort to get away.
The Satan stood there and watched them run. Soon everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat as calmly as one can.
Satan amused by this old man, walked up to him and asked, “Don’t you know who I am?”
The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
Satan asked, “Aren’t you going to run?”
“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years. Nothing scares me now”.

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